[{"id":22,"title":"The Scorpion and the Frog","author":"Klaus","source":"Umbrella Academy - S02E04 - 10:30","commentary":"","public":true,"created_at":"2020-08-17T18:07:59.989Z","updated_at":"2021-01-01T16:24:31.157Z","body":"Have you ever heard the fable of the scorpion and the frog ?\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe scorpion wants to get across the river, so he asks the frog to carry him across.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBut the frog's like, \"Well, what's in it for me?\",\n\u003cbr\u003e\nand the scorpion's like \"Alright how about five bucks?\".\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd the frog says \"Make it twenty!\".\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe scorpion's like \"Ten.\".\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe frog goes, \"Alright, fine, 15.\".\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd the scorpion's like, \"All right, fine 15.\".\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThen halfway across the river, the frog feels this terrible pain on his back, and ...\n\u003cbr\u003e\n the scorpion stung him. \n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd the frog's like, \"Well, what the hell? We're both gonna drown now\" and ...\n\u003cbr\u003e\nthey both did.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe point is :\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFrogs are bitches, and we do not negotiate with terrorists.","tag_list":["frog","absurd"]}]